Funny Fitness Tank Top — "Running From Your Problems Doesn't Count as Cardio"
XS / Athletic Heather
$27.99
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Light, breathable, and quietly funny — this tank slips on when you need to move, vent, or just not care. The neat, centered text reads like a wry workout memo: Running from your problems doesn't count as cardio. Wear it to the gym, on morning runs, or layered under an open shirt for coffee runs and errands. It hangs with a relaxed retail fit and a soft hand from combed, ring-spun cotton so the joke stays readable without shouting. Thoughtful details like side seams and self-fabric binding keep the shape day after day. If you like low-key humor and clothes that move with you, this tank becomes part of the routine — the piece you reach for when you want comfort and a sly smile.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for cool wear
- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Fitness Tank Top — "Running From Your Problems Doesn't Count as Cardio"
$27.99
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for cool wear
- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean