"Lactose" Sweatshirt — Cow Comedy/Parody

"Is that Lacoste?"... "No, it's Lactose"

A playful parody of the classic alligator swapped up for this lil dairy dynamite, the "Lactose" sweatshirt captures the high fashion stylings of the brand with the fun "fashin" twist of our own. Enjoy sportin' this conversation starter and declaring true lactose tolerance.

A soft, midweight crewneck that settles into your day like a quiet favorite. Clean lines and subtle embroidery give this sweatshirt a lived-in look without the fuss. The small embroidered motif on the chest and minimal wrist details add personality while keeping the overall feel calm and wearable. It layers easily over tees or under a coat and moves with you — whether you’re grabbing coffee, walking a dog, or settling in with a book. Ethically sourced cotton and durable double-needle stitching mean this becomes one of those pieces you reach for again and again.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd² for midweight comfort

- Embroidered decoration

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention

- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs

- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton; gray tear-away inner label; DTF inner neck and wrist prints

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean